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So I slogged through the frosty morning to work today. I somehow managed to remember shoes but forget socks. Consequently

MY FEET ARE COLD!

Comes as a shock, I realize. I made four batches of scones last night and brought them all in today. I had to test one of each--just to make sure they're edible. It wouldn't do to accidentally poison someone. To do so on PURPOSE is another matter entirely!

I bought all of us here at the office a gifty. I bought Dart Pistols that shoot foam darts about 3" long. Our holiday luncheon today should include an impromptu drive by shooting range. I have ordered myself the Nerf equivalent of the Gatling gun. It hasn't arrived yet, but trust me, I don't give out gifts like these without being prepared to defend myself.

Me? Grow up?


Perish the thought!
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My run-around shopping is ALL DONE! YAH!!!!!!!!!!! Tomorrow I start baking like a feind!
I'm still on strike.

But I'm hanging up my
Christmas Stocking )
Reindeer on the loose!

A Transvestite Nativity causes a stir
best quote: "The real scandal is when figures such as Bin Laden or George Bush are used in nativity scenes."

Women seize power Okay...so this isn't exactly a holiday story. Sue me.

Some ideas on re-gifting those gifts that are a bit..."ug!"

a new reason "Everyone Hates Chris" Rock

No a Penguin is NOT a proper Christmas gift!

a reminder. Tis the season to GIVE ya selfish bastards. (not you, them).


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