Don't worry, be happy! Today is the happiest day of the year!

Maybe it's from the last John Tesh concert?

It's a science fiction sex cult.

Get ready for the Star Trek garage sale.

Mad cow eaters stampede censorous soy-based lonely hearts.

Municipal tricks.

And the quote for today:
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
- Aesop
aamusedinatx: (coffeeblack)
We Christen you the Little-BIG Matterhorn!


You would think he would know how not to get caught.

You too can be Bond, James Bond.

Designer Dog Burns down Kitchen. It really doesn't get any weirder than this.

Snoop Dogg in in the pound.

Standing Room Only on your next flight!

rootless newstands

We're so popular :P

FUN!
I didn't realize alcohol gave you the munchies!

Attack of the Giant Rabbit! And further proof!

Mother-in-law for sale. I wouldn't have blamed either of my ex-husbands had they been tempted to do this!

A geek's Chinese Brothel ordeal.

A good reason not to go to a Babyshower!

and lastly...

Does this package bomb make my penis look larger?.
First, From Russia with Love:

Astrology goes boom and NASA is sued.

Being a Cross-dresser does not insure one entrance to college.

And in South America, this report of using funds from a local love motel to fund fine arts programs for underprivileged youth! Seriously, I think this is a great example of...if you can't beat em...make em pay where it does some good.

Ladies, I don't know about you but there are times (and now is one of them) when I could use a week's holiday each month.

And remember--no matter what you learned in Boy Scouts...it doesn't pay to be a hero. At least not in Texas.

Edited to add:
Man uses electric underpants to fake heartattack.
A Utah woman has become the latest asset in online gambling outfit GoldenPalace.com's eBay preposterous purchase portfolio after accepting $15,000 dollars to have the casino's name permanently tattooed on her forehead</blockquote
First off, imagine: you're 15, its summer, you're frolicking with friends in the local lake and suddenly something akin to a mousetrap bites you in the penis. Can we say years of therapy?

And for those of us who embrace a Poly lifestyle, and even for those of us who don't. There is a difference between open relationships and bigamy. Oops...gee, I forgot!

Don't be fooled by animal loving protesters. According to this report in the San Francisco Chronicle.
DON'T BE FOOLED by the slick propaganda of PETA, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. The organization may claim to champion the welfare of animals, as the many photos of cute puppies and kittens on its Web site suggest. But last week, two PETA employees were charged with 31 felony counts of animal cruelty each, after authorities found them dumping the dead bodies of 18 animals they had just picked up from a North Carolina animal shelter into a Dumpster.
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Full article found here.

And in a similar vein, an interesting interview conducted with a jailed eco-terrorist. Who is serving 22 years for torching an SUV (or two, or three) in a dealership parking lot.

And, lastly (because I can't stomach much more)...I'm not sure which is more surreal: the Supreme Court decides seizure of personal property for private, economic development, or bad boy Bobby Brown gets his own reality TV show.


In today's BBC.


aamusedinatx: (knickers)
Another Hard, Hot Pink Shave
Ladies! Facing a long, lonely night alone with your stubble? You need a vibrating razor!


aamusedinatx: (knickers)
The headline alone is worth the price of admission.

Christ on a Crisp.
Wasn't it Mark Twain who said that lawyers were the only distinct criminal class we have? Full article here.

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