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gazellesoncrack
A very, happy birthday to a lovely LA lady. May you and the architect celebrate in highest fashion!
2006-02-24
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Ick...Ouch...Ug!
Dear Samster,
Honey, I'm glad you're feeling more settled in your new house now. We all are. I love when you want to snog on mommy, really I do, but the next time you want to give me kisses and loving could you try NOT smearing your wet nose ALL over the lenses of my glasses?!
Oh and kneading is fine...but not on my nose. And stop playing with that kleenex, I'm trying to stop the bleeding.
As you launch yourself off my lap--all 22lbs of you, I realize you need to go on a diet. No, seriously honey. You're the Paul Prudenhome of cats. I either put you on a diet or I buy you a go-kart.
Love,
She who bleeds blindly for you. Also known as 'the convenient launch pad'.
Dear Samster,
Honey, I'm glad you're feeling more settled in your new house now. We all are. I love when you want to snog on mommy, really I do, but the next time you want to give me kisses and loving could you try NOT smearing your wet nose ALL over the lenses of my glasses?!
Oh and kneading is fine...but not on my nose. And stop playing with that kleenex, I'm trying to stop the bleeding.
As you launch yourself off my lap--all 22lbs of you, I realize you need to go on a diet. No, seriously honey. You're the Paul Prudenhome of cats. I either put you on a diet or I buy you a go-kart.
Love,
She who bleeds blindly for you. Also known as 'the convenient launch pad'.