Foot-in-Mouth Disease

I did a good one last night :)

I sat about in Spats with Dr Stranglove and laughed and talked over three glasses of Jamesons, neat. As we were leaving we walked up by his house. We hugged and were saying good night when he asked me what I was doing today.

"Oh, I'm going to re arrange my livingroom and then I bought some twine to string along my window. My chlamydia is vining like mad and I need some place for it to go."

There was a pause while his eyebrow arched to his hairline. "Do you mean your clematis?"

*BLINK* My hand smacked over my mouth as I squealed.

"OH MY GOD, please tell me I did NOT just say that!!"

We both started laughing so hard our knees sagged from under us.

I blame the whiskey.

And a one track mind.

Damn Delivery People

Alas, they sent all their trucks out before they even called us to schedule delivery. My chair will now arrive Monday morning between 7am-9am.