Quirky Newsy Bits

A Potty Party!

I wasn't aware that Shrub had an exotic pet.

Be the first on your block, or in your marina to have your own personal submarine!

Oh, man. We should have seen that one coming.

I'm a foodie...and honestly, I think I'd rather watch cars rust.

And lastly, a farewell. I hope he managed to find that last elusive jar of grey poupon..

Quote of the day:
I detest life-insurance agents; they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so.
- Stephen Leacock