Friday's Quirky Newsy Bits

Leading off with local news:

Gallows Humor: I think it's time the band changed it's name. And maybe they should be on tour with None Shall Pass.


How private is your tattoo?

Woman gropes Santa in Mall. You would think if she was going to do something like that, she'd make sure she could make a fast getaway...

This wolf walks into a bar and...

And the bride says I Loo.

Paris gets Smurfed!

The latest rage in Home Parties.

Someone really hates Dilbert


Tsk, tsk, Sony.

Politically INcorrect

Quote of the day:
The opposite of the religious fanatic is not the fanatical atheist but the gentle cynic who cares not whether there is a god or not.
- Eric Hoffer