Friday's Quirky Newsy Bits

Apparently your can of deodorant can be used as a deadly weapon in a pinch!

Daddy...is that Mrs. Grundy? Sacramento teacher does a BIG OOPS! On year end classroom DVD sent to parents and 5th graders.

Lesson one: When robbing a gas station make sure you have enough gas to actually...you know...GET AWAY.

Talk about your slow moving wheels of justice.

The mystery of the shrinking sheep.

North Carolina has been invaded by Aliens!

Pigeons trained as art critics?!

Happy Marriage! here's a toaster.

Spanish Police foil Led Zeplin.

New fire-fighting tool a remote control.

Alas, Mrs Slocombe's pussy vanishes from Twitter. Would the correct response be "I tawt I taw a Twitter twat?"

Buxom Russian's 'airbags' burst mid flight.

WARNING: Guys, tuck your happy and cross your legs before you read this story involving a nail clippers and a trip to Emergency.

Quote of the Day:
Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.
- Douglas Adams