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aamusedinatx) wrote2006-05-22 01:56 pm
aamusedinatx) wrote2006-05-22 01:56 pm
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To the Feline DemiGods of the Household:
Yes. The dog has a ball. It's not a very interesting ball, but she apparently loves it as she has never loved any other toy--since the last one. This is why she hovers her nose over it and grumbles at you if you get too close. Take note, she does this to me too. She.is.a.dog. This is what they do.
She does not want you to touch her new ball. She does not want me to touch her new ball. She wants us to some how magically throw it so she can chase it without any of us touching it. Again, I repeat, She.is.a.dog. This is how they think.
She will get over it. In the meantime, quit antagonizing her. You may enjoy hearing her growl and whine. I do not. If she snaps at you I am going to giggle and point; not come to your rescue. Fair warning.
Signed,
The gift giver of toys, cat weed and gooshy food.
Yes. The dog has a ball. It's not a very interesting ball, but she apparently loves it as she has never loved any other toy--since the last one. This is why she hovers her nose over it and grumbles at you if you get too close. Take note, she does this to me too. She.is.a.dog. This is what they do.
She does not want you to touch her new ball. She does not want me to touch her new ball. She wants us to some how magically throw it so she can chase it without any of us touching it. Again, I repeat, She.is.a.dog. This is how they think.
She will get over it. In the meantime, quit antagonizing her. You may enjoy hearing her growl and whine. I do not. If she snaps at you I am going to giggle and point; not come to your rescue. Fair warning.
Signed,
The gift giver of toys, cat weed and gooshy food.