aamusedinatx ([personal profile] aamusedinatx) wrote2006-10-30 08:43 pm

Overheard on Shattuck

Two Dudes and a Gal walk to the pizza store.

Dude 1 reappears carrying 3 small pizza boxes. He's funking out to his iPod.
Dude 2: "Brad! Quit humping the Pizza!"
Gal 1: "I swear there isn't anything I can hand you that doesn't immediately go on your genitals."