Friday's Quirky Newsy Bits

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A trip to Hooters by a group of off-duty police officers has some leaders of an Orange County community upset because their town was left without local police coverage for the night.

A Russian man is recovering after his ex-wife set fire to his penis.

The woman is reported to have lost her her temper as he sat watching TV - naked and sipping vodka.

Russian leader Vladimir Putin has inadvertently become a gay icon after stripping down to the waist on a fishing trip.

A sex mad Scottish koala bear is in demand after an experiment in which he was asked to show an Austrian bear the facts of life.

Managers at Vienna's Schoenbrunn zoo had despaired their own male koala would ever get to grips with the bear necessities.

(I so cannot improve on this headline):

Dwarf superglues todger to hoover

(or this one):

Flying furry penis pickets

Quote of the Day:

There is no fate that cannot be surmounted by scorn.
Albert Camus