It must have been burning a hole in his pocket.

The first bowl was too hot. The second bowl was too cold, but the third bowl was juuuuuuuuuust right!

Naked Hun 2 1/2.

Waste not, Want Not, Mugshot not.

OMG, they're attacking fluffernutters!.
How un-american.

Gamers beware, god is watching you.

Hurl a Nokia for charity.

And...quote of the day:
"An economist is a surgeon with an excellent scalpel and a rough-edged lancet, who operates beautifully on the dead and tortures the living."
- Nicholas Chamfort