Werid News for a Weird 13th

Widow says her cucumber</> lasts longer

Don't wanna be a Ghost Runner

Just a hunk, a hunk of Burning Love

Bogota is Safe

It's Good to be the Gov if you don't have a license

A Winter's Tale

And, lastly,
Customer Service for the rest of us

Happy Friday the 13th everyone.

Meanwhile, memeage

Ganked from kokopopo

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.
5. Don't search around and look for the coolest book you can find. Do what's actually next to you.

I am grabbing a different book here than the manual I used when I answered him in his item but it is still sitting RIGHT here on my desk, just to my left.

pg 123.
Women, being tuned in to the more cautious (and more creative) right brain, are more reluctant to do something unless they're sure they're going to get it right.

Um.....

right.

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