The return of Friday's Quirky Newsy Bits

I mean, come on...I can't bowl a 100 without an act of God! (Maybe that's my problem!)

Um...okay, he dresses up as a big cigarette and dances around to hip hop music to encourage kids NOT to smoke. Very admirable...but it sounds to me like he has a far more serious habit to break.

Mens, would you use a spray-on condom?

I wouldn't give this guy a pair of scissors!

To boldly go... Sign me up. No, seriously. I'd go in a heart beat.

Email pioneer says breakthrough was too much trouble. So now I know who to blame for all this spam!

And ninthly: Was Daniel Sadville a knight with a moral compass wound tight or one of those pagan spiritualists out to make a huckster from anything that moved? That's what the audience wanted to know - just before they pulled out the tomatoes and the jackhammers - Julio Stantore, Large Gland Weeping


And the quote of the day:
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
- Mae West