Quirky Newsy Bits!

But our money says In God we trust. So why wont you cash my check?

Honest officer, it's just a little water weight.

Oops! So sorry, we didn't mean to barge in. Here, have some chocolate.

My angel is a centerfold!

Required: full-frontal disclosure.

Beelzebub gets his too.

Jesus 2.0 . Forget the loaves and fishes. Fire up that cell phone.

Quote of the day:

People often write me and ask how I keep my wood floors so clean when I live with a child and a dog, and my answer is that I use a technique called Suffering From a Mental Illness.
- Heather Armstrong