Friday's Quirky Newsy Bits

Don't piss of the Librarian's, man!

Monkey See, Monkey Commute!

Public Safety Sex?

I'm sure none of us are surprised by the fact that Big Foot is once again victim of scam artists!

A candidate for chlorine in the gene pool tries extortion on a local Pizza Hut.

A pigeon is behind bars after being caught smuggling drugs. But, did he sing?

Bear-y generous! (sorry, bad pun! no biscuit)

Cops 1 : Ninjas 0.

Sat-nav turtle attends pot luck.

New Pr0n channel let's Candians strut their stuff.

Students discover that up to 25% of fish for sales in markets and stores aroudn New York are miss-labeled as more expensive varieties.

Politician loses bet and kisses ass horse.

Quote of the day:
My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists.
- Jean Rostand