Friday's Quirky Newsy Bits

I have to lead with this one. It's the most bizarre case of 'assault and battery' I've heard of in AGES!

Two all beef patties, special sauce OCD pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun.

Speaking of "Sausage"...a vandal in the heartland leaving a lewd trail for police to follow.

King Kong, Out standing in his own field.

Baseball, America's favorite pastime was actually invented in England. Oh, so is THAT why it's called the "World Series?"

Dad chases naked boyfriend from daughter's room with a pipe

This guy...what a clean-up job.

In defence of...er...music and musicians.

University offers a one-day Jedi course.

DR Congo minister frees Four-legged felons. hat tip to wlotus for the heads up on this story!

Quote(s) of the Day:
He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed.
- David Frost

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
- e e cummings