Friday's Quirky Newsy Bits

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Indiana Lawyer found sleeping in a trash can.

Cheesed off Ohio McMayor.

Man plans explosive visit to Arbys.

Oklahoma man attacked over a bologna sandwich.

Apparently the grass IS greener on the other side of the state line.

Great Grandmothers are bowling champions.

Flamingos in the London Zoo are terrified of the colour Pink!

Norman! NORMAN! coming, Mother!

Belgian teen seeing stars.

Pet owners only imagine that guilty look on Fluffy's face.

The most commonly misspelt word in the English language is definately definitely.

Quote of the day:
If there were in the world today any large number of people who desired their own happiness more than they desired the unhappiness of others, we could have paradise in a few years.
- Bertrand Russell