Friday's Quirky Newsy Bits

Pr0n star of Marc & Twins convicted of robbing various stores of the non-adult toy kind.

Teen torches disliked BEEMER. Talk about your distorted sense of entitlement and lack of value metrics.

What's Love got to do with it?

Drunk concertgoer praised by the court.

I knew cigarettes were expensive but SHEESH!

Oh yes, I can see me trying to teach Benchley to do this.

Creative writing exercise gone horribly wrong. Teacher abducted, students traumatized. So basically we haven't advanced our social paranoia much past oh, 1938 and Orson Well's War of the World broadcast. Sheesh.

Home office being asked to set up a Pagan Police Association.

Nun sues over naked photos. Will Playboy come knocking soon?

The FBI is investigating some pranksters responsible for smash mob behavior

A German Brothel goes green, offering discounted services to customers who arrive on bicycle.

Never discount the fun and weirdness to be had in equal measure. Over 10,000 competitors are set to participate in this year's Redneck Games.

Police raid 15-person back yard BBQ because of an "All Night Party" tag on Facebook.

Here's something you don't hear about every day:

Swedish cops are on the look-out for a quintet of tattooed girls who dragged a 50-year-old man off his bicycle, pulled down his trousers and smalls and "sexually molested" the poor bloke

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German man has blow-up airbed mishap.

Connecticut man misses dental appointment but shows up 5-days late, naked and with a really good tan.

Saab torched, Apple roasted.

Quote of the day:
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
- J. R. R. Tolkien