Friday's Quirky Newsy Bits

Butthead gets 39 years. Bevis is still at large.

Excuse me, sir, but you are weaving on the road. Please step out of your recliner.

This woman is obviously unclear on the concept AND consequences.

Giving Cadillac Ranch a run for it's money is Carhenge.

19 year old Norwegian passes Go and wins the world Monopoly championship.

The Tipton Amateur Theater Society learns what's in a name.

Colorado paper seeks Marijuana critic.

English council issues a grave warning.

Japanese bloke bummed out about unnecessary surgery.

Magpies hold funerals for their fallen feathered friends.

Quote of the Day:
Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either.
- Gore Vidal

Stay Classy, there Dallas.

(notice they had to disable comments on this story. I can only IMAGINE the anti-immigration, pro-racist comments they were getting. Which do not reflect the entire population of the DFW metroplex, I must add, just the ones who feel hidebound to respond to articles like this one):

Dallas Police Chief David Kunkle said this afternoon that his officers have written at least 39 citations to people over the past three years for not speaking English.