Friday's Quirky Newsy Bits
Apr. 20th, 2007 08:31 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
aamusedinatxYou have the right to remain silent.
On the hot seat in Japan.
Some records are NOT made to be broken.
In Texas sometimes the court witness can be a real ass!
Aren't Poo Bombs usually left on a front porch in a flaming paper bag?
Bring on those Mojitos and Mai Tais!
Wanted, Virgins.
First day on the job and his career goes up in smoke!
Quote of the week:
On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.
- Tom Lehrer
On the hot seat in Japan.
Some records are NOT made to be broken.
In Texas sometimes the court witness can be a real ass!
Aren't Poo Bombs usually left on a front porch in a flaming paper bag?
Bring on those Mojitos and Mai Tais!
Wanted, Virgins.
First day on the job and his career goes up in smoke!
Quote of the week:
On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.
- Tom Lehrer
