Quirky Newsy Bits

I was just thinking of you!

Which begs the question: just how many drunk Russians are right now receiving executive relief while making a quick call on the mobile as they approach a red light at 200mph on bald tyres to the sound of the mother-in-law in the back seat shouting: "Put your foot down, Ivan, I've got to be at bingo by 8.30."

Honey, have you seen my cell phone?

To boldly go... okay, maybe not.

Chicken Run.

Funeral on a budget.

At some point you have to draw the line

OMG!!! Okay, so that link wasn't "news."

Quote of the day:
The most radical revolutionary will become a conservative the day after the revolution.
- Hannah Arendt

A Do-It-Yourself Test

Are you a sociopath?

Fluffy = Shiny

Are you Fluffy?

Am I the only one who thinks this looks like WINTER?