Friday's Quirky Newsy Bits

Number one candidate for clorox in the gene pool. It's a pity he's disqualified for a Darwin Award.

Life at the Club House will never be the same. Poor Old Bastards.

The US Government has removed HUNGER from American life. Lucky.Us.

Early Bird gets the...swallow.

This has been a Pubic Service Announcement.

I want to see how they're really going to enforce this: Belmont, CA bans smoking in all except single family dwellings. No outside, no public building, no cars, no apartment buildings...Etc.

It used to be said the most dangerous job one could have was as food taster for the King.

Quote of the day:
Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.
~ Edward Shepherd Mead