Quirky Newsy Bits

One could say his career was in the toilet.

You have to wonder who named the place to begin with!

Coming soon to a theater near you! It's RATS! on the M*THERF**KING PLANE!

We're taking all the beer and you're outta here!

Close to home, the Cal Band is used to explain the Big Bang theory.

and lastly, How do you like your pussy? (I'm not telling you whether or not it's work safe--you pervs!)


Quote of the day:
"Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money."
- Joey Bishop

Chester's Roasting on an Openfire....Jack's Defrosting in the stove...