Friday's Quirky Newsy Bits

Not the Open House tour one hopes to have.

They should have seen this coming, shouldn't they?

The demise of the Mile-high Club?

But does he get widower benefits?

I can just see PETA getting their hands on this one.

Cue the theme from Chariots of Fire.

Here's a really sticky situation for ya.

Quote of the day:

Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from history.
- George Bernard Shaw

The End is Near

Death hacks up a hairball.