Friday's Quirky Newsy Bit

12:36pm. Edited to add this brilliant piece!

Bye by Wedgies!

Happy Holidays from your local axe murder?!

All I want for Christmas.

If You've never seen an Elephant ski, then you've never been on acid!

It couldn't happen to smarter guy.

Some days you just can't win

Perhaps size matters a wee bit?

Those whacky papists

Stephen King tale

Quote of the day:
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
- Aesop

(talk about there being nothing new under the sun!)