Friday's Quirky Newsy Bits

There's a sucker born every minute.

Maybe we should call him Mr. Potatohead?

Polly can you hear me now?"

We want culture, Damnit!

Hmmm and I thought coal in your stocking wasn't good...

42!

A new 419 scam coming soon to an ATM near you!

Only Microsoft can screw up Santa so badly.

I can't top this headline so: Giant Athletic Todger Defends Pennsylvania.

Quote of the Day:
Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays.
- Oscar Wilde