Quirky Newsy Bits

Since I haven't been able to post these for a few Fridays, I thought we could all use a few chuckles on a Monday so:

Friday's Monday's Quirky Newsy Bits.

A hornet's nest of a problem in Ottawa.

Hitler loses his head only to have it found again. This could become a habit, you know.

I fear some people never quite outgrow stupid.

Pringles in a can...not the potato chip snack you thought it was.

Please do not show this article to Parker. She has an un-healthy fascination with my toes already!

Ass, Gas, or Grass; no one rides for free!

Welsh stripper sets fire to a car in Russia. Speaking of living long enough to outgrow 'stupid'.

Quick! Call the Doctor!

Forget Viagra; pass the watermelon!

Frenchman with two asses pulled up short at the border.

Holy Smokes it's Jesus. In Dallas, naturally.

Best headline of the month: Hard Time for Hardened Furniture Worrier.

Blame it all on evil Giraffes.

I don't care of it rains for freezes long as I got my ceramic penis sitting on the dashboard of my car.

Quote of the day:
You don't get anything clean without getting something else dirty.
- Cecil Baxter