Friday's Quirky Newsy Bits

An Oklahoma man has a real problem with OooH! Shiny.

I have threatened to do this to my place a time or two (or three or...)

Behold the lowly stick. It ain't no shtick!

An itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny break-in.

Truckers get their own back by running over virtual Clarkson.

Croatian porn pranksters.

Finland releases the adult only verison of Little House on the Prairie.

Again The Resister wins best headline award in my book: Cream drummer may flash ginger nuts in court. He's a fabulous Baker boy!

Quote of the day:
A little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wisest men.
- Anonymous