Friday's Quirky Newsy Bits

Apparently forgetting to return a Library book is a 5th degree theft misdemeanor.

A broken windshield leads to million dollar lottery win.

Scientists solve the Italian Job cliffhanger.


Too bad this guy doesn't qualify for a Darwin award.

However in South America, a few copper thieves qualified quite neatly.

Band directors are being cautioned to wear earmuffs or stand behind noise screens. Oh yeah that's going to work...

In Laos, Nigeria a goat is detained on suspicion of armed robbery.

Worthy of Poirot, the case of the Magic Cheese.

Cairns inflatable doll shag menace contained as Oz cops cuff Jungle Jane pump-and-dump perv.

Danish Swat team surrounds apartment responding to a playstation shoot em up.

Quote of the day:
Language is the source of misunderstandings.
- Antoine de Saint-Exupery