Friday's Quirky Newsy Bits

Utah Woman de-nailed in car crash.

Heeeereeeee lizard lizard in the show me state.

San Francisco's Bay to Breakers gets a make over. no beer or boobs (or other nekkid body parts. Then what's the point?

I've heard 'please don't eat the daisies', but not please don't eat your ballot. In Venezuela that is grounds for incarceration.

An Useless Euless, Texas elementary school was cleared out when a 2nd grader brought a hand grenade to school for show and tell. Nowarrr but Texas!

The skills honed in the human genome project may now bring us better beer.

This Italian motorist made a wee mistake.

First Steve Job's obit is erroneously published online and now South Africa announces Bush43 is dead. Oops. It's not even April first!

Aliens cleared of wrong doing in destroyed wind turbine.

Putin denies he's a closet ABBA fan.

Danish sex museum's loss of wood.

And while I don't often pull from the Onion, in the spirit of Valentines I present to you news that Japan promises to halt production of weird porn.

Quote of the Day:
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)

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