Friday's Quirky Newsy Bits

I got my Paralegal cert from St. Mary's in Moraga, CA. They never asked *ME* to squash myself into a phone booth! (thank god!)

Baptist preacher runs for office he stole from. Forgiveness is a great racket, eh?

Meanwhile two priests from Miami steal 8 million and are sentenced to hard time.

Oh dear, there are fewer Cocks in Britain as well as Balls and Bottoms. The decline of embarrassing surnames.

Meanwhile this guy in Michigan is sitting around going 'wow man, this really sucks'.

Vacation in Wisconsin: Three days three DUIs. It's good to have a goal, I suppose.

Yikes! TV show nearly blows up Yolo County, CA.

Just you wait until your Father gets home!

Google Street view UK caught taking the piss...AGAIN

Mediums funded to talk to the dead. 'What's new with you?' 'Oh, you know, just lying around.'

Jezza trapped in a Porta Potty INSTANT YouTube hit!

Project housing in Manchester UK, installs pink lights to deter teens from loitering.

The worlds biggest Train Set belongs to twin brothers in Germany.

Quote of the day:
Nothing changes your opinion of a friend so surely as success - yours or his.
- Franklin P. Jones