Return of Friday's Quirky Newsy Bits

In amusing (to me) local news, Attorney General Jerry Brown's Toyota Prius had tires stolen parked near Oakland's City Hall. Welcome back to the hood, Jer.

Proof that Sarah Palin isn't the only nutcase in Alaska

Ya don't mess with band kids. Ha!


Stupid outta hurt. At least in this case it's proved not profitable.

In an attempt to make news more sexy we have:

This weekend is the 13th Anniversary of national masturbation month.

Meanwhile women in Kenya, vow no sex in protest of the bickering engulfing government leaders.

Couple caught in the clinch at Windsor Great Park, while the Queen allegedly could have a view. Quite the lawn ornament.

Meanwhile, I think law enforcement in the UK really needs to get a life.

Florida lawyer disbarred for letting a client pay in trade.

Quote of the day:

Virtue is its own punishment.
Aneurin Bevan (1897 - 1960)