Friday's Quirky Newsy Bits

Talk about your not-so-average bundle of joy!

Pomeranian ordered to leave Colorado town for bad behavior. I hope they send the owner packing too...since that's where it all starts and ends.

One of my local wingnuts has been stalking his ex-girlfriend with his plane.

Lefties of the world get their own undies for men.

Florida cops got game! Unfortunately it looks like they no longer got jobs!

Nepali Maoists protest "undignified" pageant, saying it demeans women.

Based on scientific models, we are DOOMED! if civilization is ever attacked by Zombies. Where's my cricket bat?

Speaking of cricket: team is told to bowl a maiden over. Yeah! That'll work!

Nosh for Posh, a new internet game where you lob cheesebugers at a stick thin Victoria Beckham

Here it is, the chance of a lifetime. Boffins around the world can bid on the opportunity to be a jetpack test pilot.

Deposed, what 20 years ago? and he's STILL giving Russia the black eye.

World's hairiest man to undergo surgery.

Quote of the Day:
The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it.
- Flannery O'Connor