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Friday's Quirky Newsy Bits
Oct. 9th, 2009 09:01 amYou can't buy THAT with food stamps...can you?
Can't sleep, clowns will get me.
We can rest easy now, they've saved Imelda's shoes.
WANTED: Pudgy, Naked Back-yard Dancer. Not likely dangerous, although appropriately armed er limbed. Answers to "Tex."
Johnston to show off his Johnson.
Not wanted few good men. Seriously though, why would you call a town a 'lesbian' town and then claim they're desperate for men? Sheesh.
The mysteries ofcelebrity cults modern life revealed.
Big is BEAUTIFUL! at Club Bounce.
Talk about your hangover of regret. Swiss drunkard wakes up with a penis tattoo.
Women who use the pill pass over men who act like pricks.
A crisis in education forces Universities to issue 'appropriate dress' guidelines--for professors.
Down under race fans are limited to only a case of beer per day during Bathurst 1000.
Quote of the day:
If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
- John Kenneth Galbraith
Can't sleep, clowns will get me.
We can rest easy now, they've saved Imelda's shoes.
WANTED: Pudgy, Naked Back-yard Dancer. Not likely dangerous, although appropriately armed er limbed. Answers to "Tex."
Johnston to show off his Johnson.
Not wanted few good men. Seriously though, why would you call a town a 'lesbian' town and then claim they're desperate for men? Sheesh.
The mysteries of
Big is BEAUTIFUL! at Club Bounce.
Talk about your hangover of regret. Swiss drunkard wakes up with a penis tattoo.
Women who use the pill pass over men who act like pricks.
A crisis in education forces Universities to issue 'appropriate dress' guidelines--for professors.
Down under race fans are limited to only a case of beer per day during Bathurst 1000.
Quote of the day:
If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
- John Kenneth Galbraith
