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Mar. 27th, 2006 03:26 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
aamusedinatxDear Confused Feline:
Frankie kitty,
The rubber door stop does not yearn for you. It does not read feline inspired bodice ripping romance novels. I does not wait with heaving bosom for you to throw yourself on top of it, grab it lovingly between your paws and passionately kiss it and lick it to death.
Neither does the latex backed doormat.
Do you have any idea how amusing you look acting upon your weird little kitty fetishes? You get more action than I do.
Love,
The jealous she-thing who provides you objects d'fetish
Frankie kitty,
The rubber door stop does not yearn for you. It does not read feline inspired bodice ripping romance novels. I does not wait with heaving bosom for you to throw yourself on top of it, grab it lovingly between your paws and passionately kiss it and lick it to death.
Neither does the latex backed doormat.
Do you have any idea how amusing you look acting upon your weird little kitty fetishes? You get more action than I do.
Love,
The jealous she-thing who provides you objects d'fetish
