[personal profile] aamusedinatx
This obsession you have over cardboard boxes is very amusing, but your current lust for the box my down comforter came in is just a BIT over the top. I have been tripping over you and your box for four weeks now. It's taking up half my living room floor. Twice I thought you were sound asleep in the back room, but as soon as I stood on the living room rug, box cutter in hand to prepare for recycling you appear out of NOWHERE to sprawl in your box and glare at me as if to say 'don't you dare!'

You've chewed all the corners off the flaps. You've licked all the adhesive off the left over bits of tape. There's enough cat hair in there for me to knit a sweater.

When oh WHEN will you grow bored enough for me to toss that bloody box out?!!!
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