aamusedinatx | X-posted to note_to

Dear Snuggle Bunnies:

Sammykins,

My dear, dear Buddha kitty. I really love it when you crawl under the covers and curl up next to my tummy and nap with me. I feel warm and safe and very much loved. You are the best kind of nap companion. Even if you do drool on my arm while you're there.

Frankie,

Pink nose princess, I'm so glad you climb down off your imperial throne once in a while and take pity on your poor mama. Especially when I'm kneeling in the bathroom and 'talking to Ralph on the big white phone.' Curling up on my bare feet to keep them warm while I'm tossing my cookies is very helpful. Just remember...Mama's ticklish, so no toe licking please. It messes with my aim when I'm trying to drown myself.

Love, Mom the bearer of all canned food.