Friday's Quirky Newsy Bits

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Hi Dad. Is this bag of cash to go? I once delivered pizza's in Denton, when I was a student at NTSU (now UNT).

Man sentenced in case of Disorgan-dly Conduct.

Don't do the crime if you can't leave on time.

Golden Gate Bridge or Bust!

Is the world ready for pit-vertising?

From Jailbird to Jingle Singer.

HP accused of excess corporate stupidity.

The Pope absolves MobilME of all of Apple's sins.

Quote of the day: Where all think alike, no one thinks very much.
- Walter Lippmann