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Inventor turns dead cats into diesel

A German inventor says he's found a way to make cheap diesel fuel out of dead cats.

Dr Christian Koch, 55, from Kleinhartmannsdorf, said his method uses old tyres, weeds and animal cadavers.

They are heated up to 300 Celsius to filter out hydrocarbon which is then turned into diesel by a catalytic converter.

He said the resulting "high quality bio-diesel" costs just 15 pence per litre.

Carnivore day

Man, I feel like today I've eaten nothing but Meat.
I guess in a way that's true. Lunch was marinated tri-tip
Dinner was Chicken tiki Masala, but Lunch was so overwhelmingly RED MEAT I'm feeling a bit...bloated. UFF...

Early night for me tonight--sleep off this protein.

(really it was just an excuse to use the cool cow clock icon.)