Friday's Quirky Newsy Bits

There really is little I can say (once I stop laughing) that adequately explains the mind capable of announcing this.

Mooo, ya'll!

Grandpa would have loved this!

Bad Dog! no biscuit for you!

All you need is love... and a web cam.

She's jumped the shark. Paris Hilton is beaten on YouTube by a geratric old grump.

Poor Pluto. I guess Mickey will need to find another dog. My Very Excellent Mother Just Sent Us Nine Pizzas

Quote of the Day:
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
- Dr. Seuss

It's Official: Men, who needs them?

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