Quirky Friday Newsy Bits

Well, Officer, define higher education.

Well at least they didn't want to name him 4shizzle

And they complain that all American's eat like this.

Sir, have I told you how thankful I am you hired me?

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Mr Condom!

My stolen car has a first name it O-S-C-A-R...

First PETA and now the EU wants to know do you have a license for that sporran?

Don't go looking for this tryke appearing on Top Gear any time soon.

Quote of the day:
It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.
- Oscar Wilde