The Return of Friday's Quirky Newsy Bits

Oh do your balls hang low, do they wiggle too and fro? (Hat tip to Fredo for this)

It was positively, absolutely nothing from these parts.

Does this uniform make my ass look fat?

Speaking of arse...this job requires a 'friendly posterior'.

Swedish Bomb Squad disarms sex toy

Now you can see what Ginger's really saying.

Bobby Fischer checkmated at 64.

Quote of the day:
Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the time by watching the second hand of a clock.
- Ben Hecht