A Mundane Observation (or two)

[aamusedinatx]

Dork dog you should learn, if you follow mom everywhere and constantly make yourself a pest, eventually it is going to back fire. I don't know where you got the idea that I need your watchful eye and assistance every time I go to the bathroom anyway. Its not my fault you were sitting on my feet and obsessively chewing on yourself for the NTH time in the past several days. So yes, you wound up in the tub with stinky anti-itch soap and hot water.

Mean ol' wicked mommy.

Meanwhile, washing a dog is really a lot like washing a car. Its all over once it rains and you're outside. Now, pardon me while I go clean her feet and wipe up the muddy dog tracks.