Friday's Quirky Newsy Bits

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Revenge is a dish best eaten stone cold.

This is not the way to start your career as a licensed driver.

It's a Dead Man's Party, leave your body at the door no more.

Curses! foiled again.

A threat to National Security?

Quote of the day:
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
- Kin Hubbard