my ad on ye old sex site notwithstanding...here's a great reason why I do not rely on online dating sites for dates, for finding a soul mate, or a marriage partner. From bash.org

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AnonymousPosterChild: oh god
AnonymousPosterChild: I just messaged a chick on okcupid saying how I thought she was kinda hot AND SHES 13
AnonymousPosterChild: oh god
AnonymousPosterChild: Shes 13 AND she thinks shes a lesbian
AnonymousPosterChild: this is the least appropriate erection EVER


And for opening an account today, a bonus. (Sorry, we ran out of toasters).
#533472 +(1482)- [X]

yoozer: the speed of sound is defined by the distance from door to computer divided by the time interval needed to close the media player and pull up your pants when your mom shouts "OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING"

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