Aamused in Austin, TX

Excerpt from an IM conversation tonight with an ever entertaining friend:


lifehiker: and what do you mean by "childlike qualities" and should I be insulted?

redsilkrobe: no..I think retaining contact with the youthful and playful part of ourselves is HUGE and too few people do that. Losing our sense of fun and our sense of play is what turns us old before our time. There is a big difference (in my opinion) between being youthful and fun--no matter your age--

lifehiker: true dat

redsilkrobe: and being an immature twat. :)

lifehiker: yes...

lifehiker: So, that makes my occasional lapses into immature twat acceptable?

redsilkrobe: I have yet to feel the urge to smack you for immature twatage.

lifehiker: lol... yay!

redsilkrobe: ...
redsilkrobe: Is "twatage" a word?

lifehiker: not sure

redsilkrobe: And how do we measure that? Is it twamp then twatage? How many twamps in a twat?

lifehiker: sounds like something best measured with a tens unit

redsilkrobe: ten twamps = 1 twatage hour? And they wonder why I don't own a violet wand.
lifehiker: lol