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Russian police officers are being given etiquette lessons following complaints about their rude behaviour.

Can't say much, I do this all the time...at home.

A frustrated German housewife called police because her husband would not stop watching porn movies.

An argument for Kitty Prozac

Now we know where the phrase bitch slap comes from.

An NZ man with no driving licence was slapped with a NZ$170 fine and banned from driving after cops caught him doing 121km/h on a state highway. But wait--there's more to this story than meets the arm.

"I'm selling my wife's box, my cock won't fit NR." Seems a reasonable solution to the problem to me.

And quote of the day:
"You're never too old to become younger."
- Mae West

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