Supreme Time Waster
Apr. 28th, 2005 07:39 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
aamusedinatxSo...you've decided to be evil
Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a pope. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an elemental?
Stage Two
Next, you must desecrate the Internet. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your unholy weapon, bringing about an unending cacophony of screams. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to worship the ground you walk on.
Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a pope. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an elemental?
Stage Two
Next, you must desecrate the Internet. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your unholy weapon, bringing about an unending cacophony of screams. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to worship the ground you walk on.
