I am in serious need of a laugh today...

[aamusedinatx]

and Found these on the Darwin Awards site.

Suggested Mottos for the Darwin Awards (which apparently is a new movie coming out with Winonna Ryder & Joseph Fiennes.)

Some favorite mottos: (with sources credited where known).

The tree of life is self pruning. -Joel Determan
I think not, therefore I am not.
Darwin Awards: The Martyrs of Evolution. -Frode Tveit
Natural laws have no pity. -Robert Heinlein
Population Control Volunteers -Rod
Nature's way of saying goodbye. -Chad Rogers
One gene short of a chromosome. -Tom J

I saw a book titled "Sex for Dummies" and wondered why
anyone would teach dumb people how to reproduce?
-Lynda-Marie Hauptman

Dysfunctional Genomics -Murphy
Sometimes You Darwin, Sometimes You Darlose -Felz
A ounce of common sense is worth more than a ton of intelligence. -Charlie
Are You Missing a Helix? - Matt Molnar
And We Are the Top of the Food Chain? -Joanne
Adding Insult to Injury - Pete
Where Evolution Hits the Pavement. -Ingrid
The world's full of oxygen thieves. -K.Morrow
Behold the power of stupidity. -Dan K.


And...short, sweet, to the point...

Got Brains? -N. Wanzer