Aamused in Austin, TX

Nuts to that!

But, was there flogging involved?

"This is health and safety gone mad. They can send me to jail if they like."

TV from Mars?

Indian coppers forced a suspected jewel thief to scoff over 40 bananas in a bid to force him to produce a necklace he had allegedly stolen.

When the bananas failed to do the trick, the plods, in the Eastern Indian city of Kolkata, moved onto a veritable smorgasbord of other purgative foods.

Weinermobile gets parking ticket

But where is Mothra

A condom that increases penis size?

Quote of the day:
In every American there is an air of incorrigible innocence, which seems to conceal a diabolical cunning.
- AE Housman